{"id":10751,"date":"2014-03-04T11:45:54","date_gmt":"2014-03-04T16:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/?p=10751"},"modified":"2021-04-15T15:40:12","modified_gmt":"2021-04-15T19:40:12","slug":"funny-wedding-toasts-ideas-quotes-to-make-every-guest-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wedding-speeches-and-toasts\/funny-wedding-toasts-ideas-quotes-to-make-every-guest-laugh","title":{"rendered":"Funny Wedding Speech Examples"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you getting ready to give the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wedding-speeches-and-toasts\/funny-best-man-speech-example\">best man<\/a> or maid of honor speech at your best friend\u2019s wedding reception? Bravo to you! Humor is frequently a fabulous addition to any toast, and we\u2019d go as far as saying that funny wedding toasts, when done right, can put everybody in a great mood. The key is to remember to choose something relevant to your audience, reasonably age-appropriate, and not too abstract or otherwise over-the-top.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone loves a hilarious <a href=\"https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/guides-tools\/ultimate-guide-writing-delivering-great-wedding-speech-toast\">wedding toast<\/a>, and the goal is to engage the audience and to honor the couple. It is not the time to do your stand-up routine or embarrass the newlyweds! You want to make everyone chuckle, not wonder who <a href=\"https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wedding-speeches-and-toasts\/10-common-wedding-speech-gaffes-and-how-to-avoid-them\">Captain Inappropriate<\/a> is.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s why we\u2019ve pulled together wedding toast quotes we thought achieved both objectives perfectly.<\/p>\n<p>Check out a few wedding toast quotes and speeches to inspire you and help make your toast memorable below!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_52220\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-52220\" style=\"width: 1160px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-52220 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278.jpg\" alt=\"Bride and Groom kissing surrounded by bridesmaids and groomsmen\" width=\"1160\" height=\"773\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278.jpg 1160w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-800x533.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-949x632.jpg 949w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-360x240.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-500x333.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-1155x770.jpg 1155w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-549x366.jpg 549w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-472x315.jpg 472w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1160px) 100vw, 1160px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-52220\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-52220 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278.jpg\" alt=\"Bride and Groom kissing surrounded by bridesmaids and groomsmen\" width=\"1160\" height=\"773\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278.jpg 1160w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-800x533.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-949x632.jpg 949w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-360x240.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-500x333.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-1155x770.jpg 1155w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-549x366.jpg 549w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/pexels-jonathan-borba-6133278-472x315.jpg 472w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1160px) 100vw, 1160px\" \/><\/noscript> Image Source: Pexels.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">FUNNY WEDDING TOAST QUOTES<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">\u201cHere\u2019s to the bride \u2013 may she share everything with her husband\u2026and that includes the housework.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">\u201cMay you live each day like your last, and live each night like your first.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">\u201cTo the groom: Early in your marriage, you will find it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion \u2014 just make sure the words are \u2018Yes dear.\u2019\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">\u201cI love being married. It\u2019s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.\u201d \u2013 Rita Rudner.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">\u201cBy all means, marry; if you get a good wife, you\u2019ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you\u2019ll become a philosopher.\u201d\u2014Socrates.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">\u201cNobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There\u2019s too much fraternizing with the enemy.\u201d\u2013Henry Kissinger.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">\u201cThe secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.\u201d\u2013Henry Youngman.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">\u201cI\u2019m so glad we all had a night to rehearse getting drunk for the wedding reception.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">\u201cI hope you get so many wedding gifts that you don\u2019t realize none are from me.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">\u201cAlways get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn\u2019t work out, you haven\u2019t wasted a whole day.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">\u201cTwo bits of advice to the new bride: One, tell your new husband that you have to have one night a week out with the girls, and, two, don\u2019t waste that night with the girls.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">\u201cAs you slide down the banister of life, may all the marital splinters be pointed in the right direction.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">FUNNY WEDDING SPEECH EXAMPLES<\/h2>\n<h3>BEST MAN<\/h3>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">\u201cFor those that don\u2019t know me, [Groom] and I go back all the way to middle school. This means we go back to a time when [Groom} looked more like Chunk from The Goonies and less like the suave man sitting before us tricking [Bride] into thinking that watching him do the Truffle Shuffle in the mirror isn\u2019t in her near future.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">[Groom] really is the best friend I could have ever asked for. Growing up, we lived across the street from each other, so he was always really more convenient than anything else. The fact that there was an inground pool in his backyard didn\u2019t hurt the relationship either.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">But now we sit here [x] years later, [Groom] has grown into a wonderful man, and he\u2019s sure to be a wonderful husband to you [Bride]. As long as you can get past his infatuation with Teletubbies and the fact that he went as Tinky Wink for Halloween in the fourth grade, I think you\u2019ll make it through anything!\u201d<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_52219\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-52219\" style=\"width: 1160px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-52219 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280.jpg\" alt=\"Bottle of champagne with champagne flutes and glitter covered bottles\" width=\"1160\" height=\"773\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280.jpg 1160w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-800x533.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-949x632.jpg 949w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-360x240.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-500x333.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-1155x770.jpg 1155w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-549x366.jpg 549w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-472x315.jpg 472w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1160px) 100vw, 1160px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-52219\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-52219 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280.jpg\" alt=\"Bottle of champagne with champagne flutes and glitter covered bottles\" width=\"1160\" height=\"773\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280.jpg 1160w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-800x533.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-949x632.jpg 949w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-360x240.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-500x333.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-1155x770.jpg 1155w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-549x366.jpg 549w, https:\/\/www.topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/champagne-3011490_1280-472x315.jpg 472w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1160px) 100vw, 1160px\" \/><\/noscript> Image Source: Pixabay.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>MAID OF HONOR<\/h3>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">\u201cGood evening, everyone! My name is [Maid of Honor]. For those that don\u2019t know me, the bride and I go way back. In fact, we literally go all the way back to the sandbox. We met at the park one afternoon. She was drawn to my homemade mullet. I was drawn to the giant chocolate stain on her shirt. \u201cThat\u2019s my kind of lady,\u201d I thought. We\u2019ve been best friends ever since.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">[Bride] is the absolute best friend I could have ever asked for. She\u2019s also quite the one-a-kind woman. She can burn a bowl of cereal, and she refuses to use a turn signal. She thought tuna was chicken until second grade because that\u2019s what her mom kept telling her, so she\u2019d eat a tuna salad sandwich on a snowflake roll with the family. I watched her debate it with our teacher. We had a lesson on the ocean and the kinds of fish and mammals that live there.\u00a0 I\u2019m still impressed to this day because eventually, Mr. Marshall threw up his white flag.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">But look at her now. Besides the fact that she had the \u201cChicken of the Sea\u201d debate far before Jessica Simpson, she\u2019s grown into such a stunning, intelligent, and successful woman. [Groom], you\u2019re a lucky, lucky fellow. She will devote the same love and commitment that I\u2019ve felt from her over the years to you, and that is priceless.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Congratulations [Bride] &amp; [Groom], I wish you infinite years of happiness.\u201d<\/p>\n<h3>FUNNIEST SISTER OF THE BRIDE SPEECH EXAMPLE &#8211; RAP STYLE<\/h3>\n<p>This sister of the bride speech is so clever, funny, inspirational and full of love. It\u2019s a sister of the bride speech rapped to Eminem\u2019s song. You have to watch this hilarious sister of the bride toast.<\/p>\n<p><iframe class=\"zeen-lazy-load-base zeen-lazy-load\" title=\"Best Maid of Honor Toast Ever (Eminem Rap) *Captions*\" width=\"1470\" height=\"827\" src=\"about:blank\" data-lazy-src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0xow-aK9KGs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><noscript><iframe title=\"Best Maid of Honor Toast Ever (Eminem Rap) *Captions*\" width=\"1470\" height=\"827\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0xow-aK9KGs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/noscript><\/p>\n<h3>FATHER OF THE BRIDE GIVES FUNNY SPEECH<\/h3>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/topweddingsites.com\/wedding-blog\/wedding-planning\/father-of-the-bride-speech-examples\">father of the bride speech<\/a> typically makes wedding guests shed a few tears. But this father presented a toast that was heartfelt and funny. If you are looking for father of the bride speeches check this one out!<\/p>\n<p><iframe class=\"zeen-lazy-load-base zeen-lazy-load\" title=\"Greatest Father of the Bride Speech Ever!\" width=\"1470\" height=\"827\" src=\"about:blank\" data-lazy-src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/T1MWeRH4JOE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><noscript><iframe title=\"Greatest Father of the Bride Speech Ever!\" width=\"1470\" height=\"827\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/T1MWeRH4JOE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/noscript><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">A FEW KEY WEDDING TOAST TIPS<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">When preparing your wedding toast, think about your relationship with the bride or groom. Find a quiet place to write down your history: how you met, favorite memories, what you\u2019ve been through. You\u2019re pretty much guaranteed to find something sweet or funny to talk about.<\/li>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">Remember to consider the bride and groom\u2019s actual relationship. While your speech is going to mainly be about one of them, it\u2019s still essential to talk about the new spouse.<\/li>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">Humor is always a good thing. Making people laugh helps them relax, listen to what you\u2019re saying, and like you! If you can, begin your speech with a funny story or joke, just remember to keep it PG!<\/li>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">Be sincere! As maid of honor or best man, it can be tempting to \u201cdig\u201d at the happy couple, but keep in mind that this is an extraordinary day for them. While humor is important, it shouldn\u2019t override making the couple feel special. Keep this in mind when choosing stories!<\/li>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">Preparation is just as necessary as inspiration. Write down the entire thing or make notes, but no matter what, don\u2019t wing the darn thing! That only works in movies\u2013in real life, it can lead to disaster.<\/li>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">Keep it short and sweet. Three minutes is generally ideal, and definitely don\u2019t go longer than five!<\/li>\n<li aria-level=\"1\">Say thanks. Thank whoever is hosting the occasion, whether it\u2019s the parents, the couple, or someone else<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Most of all, remember to relax and have a great time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you getting ready to give the best man or maid of honor speech at your best friend\u2019s wedding reception? Bravo to you! Humor is frequently a fabulous addition to any toast, and we\u2019d go as far as saying that funny wedding toasts, when done right, can put everybody in a great mood. 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