Distasteful is a nice way of saying \u201cawful\u201d or \u201cdrunken\u201d speech.\u00a0 If your best man has stood up and offended everyone from your grandma to your sister\u2019s kids, then there may need to be some damage control.\u00a0 Speeches from the groom are becoming more and more popular and there is nothing like mending fences like bringing everything full circle.\u00a0 If your best man says something like, \u201cI remember the first time Brad and Amy fornicated,\u201d you could bring up in your speech how \u201cthe embellishment of imagination is something that has made him so special to you all these years.\u201d\u00a0 If he offends the kids by using foul language, you can use a humorous anecdote explaining to the children all of the short comings of your friend and how the kids should not act in that manner or they\u2019ll end up just as he did.\u00a0 Either way, you give your friends alcohol and a microphone and you should be prepared for a little damage control.\u00a0 Take the boy scout\u2019s motto and always be prepared.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Distasteful is a nice way of saying \u201cawful\u201d or \u201cdrunken\u201d speech.\u00a0 If your best man has stood up and offended everyone from your grandma to your sister\u2019s kids, then there may need to be some damage control.\u00a0 Speeches from the groom are becoming more and more popular and there is nothing like mending fences like bringing everything full circle.\u00a0 If your best man says something like, \u201cI remember the first time Brad and Amy fornicated,\u201d you could bring up in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":107,"featured_media":489,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6173,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-wedding-etiquette-questions","category-wedding-speeches-and-toasts"],"yoast_head":"\n