“Marriage Is Like A Tense, Unfunny Version of Everybody Loves Raymond…” & Other Awesome Movie Quotes For Wedding Toasts


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Ok, so we picked the funniest movie quote first for our best wedding toast quotes from movies. Don’t worry, we have some nice ones too. Whether you’re looking for funny wedding toasts or heartfelt wedding toast quotes, we’ve assembled a great list. So, how did you get here, searching for movie quotes for a wedding toast you’re about to give.

You and your best friend logged countless hours together, from early days as elementary, high school or college buddies to long nights at the bar to road trip adventures and much, much more. Now that your partner in crime has found The One, it’s time to write a wedding toast that people will love instead of hoping it’s over soon. Assorted movie quotes can actually be a big help in this department, so let’s check out a few options and get those creative juices flowing. And remember, keep the toast short and sweet, and, uh, PG-rated!

For the Couple Who Will “Forgive You the Next Day”

“Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.” —Knocked Up

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For the Couple Who Met on Vacation

“Only one is a wanderer; two together are always going somewhere.” —Vertigo

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For the Couple Everyone Uses as a Great Example of Functionality

“Love is not a feeling; it’s an ability.” —Dan in Real Life

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For the Groom No One Thought Would Ever Marry

“I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married, we marry one girl, ’cause we’re resistant the whole way until we meet one girl and we think, ‘I’d ben an idiot if I didn’t marry this girl.'” —Blue Valentine

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For the Permanent Bachelor Who’s Well-Versed at Toasts

“I am as ever in bewildered awe of anyone who makes this kind of commitment…I know I couldn’t do it, so I think it’s wonderful they can.” —Four Weddings and a Funeral

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For the Couple Who FINALLY Got Together

“It doesn’t matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect, as long as they are perfect for each other.” —Good Will Hunting

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For the Tech-Friendly Couple

“You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how.” —Gone With the Wind

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For the Couple Who’s Been Through a Lot

“We need a witness to our lives. There’s a billion people on the planet…I mean, what does any one life mean? But, in a marriage, you’re promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things…all of it, all the time, every day.” —Shall We Dance

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For the Couple With the Insane “How We Met” Story

“If you’re not willing to sound stupid, you’re not worthy of falling in love.” —A Lot Like Love

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For, Well, Anyone

“Be excellent to each other.” —Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

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For Best Friends Who Got Together

“Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That’s the kind of person worth sticking with.” —Juno

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For the Couple Who Took a Long Time to Realize They Were in Love

“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with a person, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” —When Harry Met Sally

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Keep these and other romantic movie quotes in mind when writing your toast! Good luck!

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